Jeff Dunham Yes. Melvin the Superhero Guy : Melvin the Superhero Guy : Jeff Dunham Yeah, I've always wondered about superheroes and their young men sidekicks. : Melvin the Superhero Guy: Oh yeah but she gave me something I had to take medicine to get rid of. "Hey! : Achmed the Dead Terrorist Achmed the Dead Terrorist [sees cameraman in the back] Talk about hunt-and-peck. Even in the middle of the winter, it's humid as hell and hot as hell! I'm sorry, José. Are you a legal Mexican jalapeño? Peanut What a freak! It's small. Jeff Dunham Sparkly! Don't confuse everyone, it's "Dunham". Walter All done! [to Walter] : José Jalapeño : Jeff Dunham He is a Vietnam War veteran and a former welder, and "doesn't give a damn" about anyone, especially his own wife and certain audience members. I've tried going solo! What did you do for fun today? However, he is covered in mucus, sports robotic limbs, an… Walter What's it called? Ok. [Jeff puts his hair back on and he laughs a bit]. It's not a dog, it's a yapping Beanie Baby. You're the other white meat. : Melvin the Superhero Guy : ", Jeff Dunham : : I saw flying car parts. : Melvin the Superhero Guy : So do you like being in D.C.? It's pretty. For example, The Washington Monument. Jeff Dunham It's the same thing. So what have you done lately? José Jalapeño August in Phoenix, Arizona. : : Your symbol? Melvin the Superhero Guy Jeff Dunham : Are you legal? We cannot talk at the same time! How about Aquaman? Did you go to the White House? : Excuse me! : : How many weekends during football season is good weather in Green Bay? A terrifying... terrorist. When it comes to dogs, the big ones or little ones, I have criteria for what is and is not a dog. It means that one comes out! : Hell, I don't know. Jeff Dunham Jeff Dunham I can see Kenny. As Jeff Dunham describes in a DVD commentary about the making of Melvin the Superhero Guy puppet, Melvin's eyebrows are rigged to move in opposite directions of each other. : Jeff Dunham : I did not know that. : And also, while I'm driving, I'm holding in my left arm my wife's three pound chihuahua. Melvin the Superhero Guy Jeff Dunham Achmed, stop doing that! When asked about his superhuman powers, he indicates that he has X-ray vision, adding, "I love looking at boobies!". [about Jeff's wife] What the hell's wrong with you? God damn it. Jeff Dunham : NEEEYOW! : : : HOLY CRAAAAAAP! You've done your job. Walter And the winner had to fight Michael Jackson! You ever heard it when you drive by? : "IIIIII'MMMMMMM GAY". Just make sure he's legal! Jeff Dunham They just open the case and I go, "Hel-looooooooo. I told a joke! You're gay!" Okay. 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